RatT: Are Developers Becoming Extinct?

[Incoming Transmission from Randy and the Techpocalypse]

Hey there, code jockeys and digital dreamers… Randy here, broadcasting from 300 years in your bleak, AI-run future.

I’ve got good news, bad news, and worse news. Let’s start with the bad:

Your coding job? Yeah, consider it AI breakfast.

Machines ate it for brunch, along with your hopes, dreams, and Stack Overflow accounts. But wait, before you cry into your ergonomic keyboard, here’s the good news:

AI can’t decode human madness.

Founders and CEOs still exist, and let me tell you, they’re as chaotic and beautifully irrational as ever. Each one communicates in their own dialect of visionary lunacy, a language even the most powerful AI struggles to parse.

So who can save these brilliant fools from themselves?

You, obviously.

Forget about being a simple code monkey. That role is history. Literally.

Your new identity? A prophetic systems thinker - a mystic translator of human delusion into AI reality. You’re the bridge between wild-eyed entrepreneurs and their dream-crushing AI overlords.

You are now digital shamans.

Oh, and also professional bug squashers - because AI doesn’t get everything right, so you have to put on your digital galoshes and galavant through the spaghetti code swamp. Which means you still have to be a great coder too.

Are Developers Becoming Extinct?

Yes, AI will churn out code faster than a caffeinated intern, but it’ll never crack the enigma of human creativity and visionary chaos. That’s where you come in. You’ll wield insight, empathy, and sheer human ingenuity to translate messy, brilliant human ideas into actionable tech solutions.

Will AI replace your current “code slinging” job? Absolutely.

Will it destroy your purpose? No way.

The worse news? If you don’t adapt, welcome to a lifetime serving our robotic overlords latte-flavored lubricant.

So, future prophets, the choice is yours: Evolve or dissolve.

Randy out.

Stay paranoid, stay sharp, and keep your tech close and your humanity closer.

(And don’t forget: encryption saves lives.)

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